HP, you killed my beautiful work. I pledge a vow of vengenance.
I was tagged by bigbrothermatsuoka and I tagged:
My writing nowadays and my writing when I was like, eight, are almost identical. I should feel ashamed, but naaah. I was born to be a fast manual writer, not to have a fancy handwriting.
Also, I only realized that Guaraná Antarctica has that c in the middle. Incredible how we sometimes don’t pay attention to small details in life! And to the non-Brazilians out there, wondering what the heck is that: it’s a soft drink made with an Amazonian fruit and I am helpless addicted to it.You should taste it if you get the chance.
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD